The Autograph Ninja


In A Nice Surprise, I stated that I have a knack for getting autographs and it got me thinking about all the signatures I’ve collected over the years.  A friend recently called me a “ninja” and I think she might be right, especially after receiving the latest addition to my collection.

My collection includes a variety of autographs, but not all come from household names. Like everything else I collect (books, rocks, etc), every signature means something to me on one level or another. Gathering autographs is all about connecting to people who have inspired me or have had a positive influence in my life.  They are all attached to memories, beautiful moments, and sometimes life-altering experiences.

It wasn’t easy to find all my autographs, but I did manage to locate the vast majority.  Many autographs are personalized to me, so in order to safeguard my identity I’ve blotted out my real name.  Sorry about the fuzzy areas, but it had to be done!   To save space, a number of photos have been made into thumbnails, but one click will enlarge them to full size.

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This week, I hit what I consider to be the mother lode of autographs because I never thought I could get Stephanie Meyer to sign my books.  She is rather reclusive and her fame is a bit out of my league.  However, through a brilliant stroke of luck I found myself in contact with a link in a chain that lead directly to her.  I sent my Twilight series and The Host down the chain and hoped for the best.  In just a few days, my books came back to me signed!



Along with the books, I sent a letter to thank her for the pivotal, even if inadvertent, role she played in the completion of my novel.  After failing three times to get a first draft off the ground, I was ready to give up.  I needed a kick in the butt and my mother gave it to me through an aptly timed phone call.  After reading an article on Meyer in the local newspaper, she told me, “If Stephanie Meyer can do it, so can you.”  In a strange twist of fate, that phone call came just as I was about to leave to catch the Twilight movie on opening night.   The next day I started writing my novel (again) and didn’t stop until I finished it.  While I have a village of people to thank for supporting me during the writing process, my mother and Stephanie Meyer both helped to wake up my muse.  Needless to say, these autographs mean the world to me.

Keeping with Twilight, I’ve also stumbled upon a couple more signatures related to the series. Peter Facinelli (left) came to me through a set of collector’s cards for the first Twilight movie.  The autograph was included in a collector edition binder I got through (before the craze went haywire).  As for Justin Chon (right), I met him at a Twilight event a week before Eclipse opened in theaters. Both were dumb luck!


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During a trip to China, I had the honor of meeting Yu Hua, an author who writes novels that deal with the Cultural Revolution and Chinese culture, (most notably To Live and Chronicles of a Blood Merchant).  His stories are intense journeys in to the human experience and explore complex emotions within families and friendships. In Beijing, I got the rare opportunity to hear him speak in a small group setting.  For two hours, he discussed his writing process, the challenges of writing in a country that censors everything with great scrutiny, and the power of words and creativity.  When I see his autograph, it reminds me how lucky I am to be a writer who has the freedom to write without penalty or restriction.  Despite the obstacles he often faces, he is a true example of how writing can set the soul free.

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Back in 2007, I attended The Office Convention in Scranton, PA.  The stars seemed to align during the whole weekend as I found myself almost constantly in the company of cast members, writers, and producers.  While a fan’s ultimate dream, the convention and the people I encountered had life-altering effects that still impact me today.  Throughout Seasons 3 and 4, I wrote a series of posts on The Office message boards that analyzed each episode and a friend of mine brought them to the attention of one of the producers.  He liked what I wrote so much, he personally presented me with a cast-signed Season 3 DVD set.   Furthermore, he invited me for a one-on-one encounter with the writers of the show.  For close to an hour, I got to rub elbows with some of the most creative and amazing writers in the industry.  During this event, the same producer introduced me as a writer.  It was the first time anyone had ever given me that distinction and it changed my life.  Every time I sit down to write, I try to live up to the title of “Writer.”

The Office is a big reason why I started writing after a very long dry spell, so these autographs serve as a monument not only to fandom, but also as a constant reminder that I must keep writing.  One day I hope to send a published copy of my novel to the producer who gave me such a wonderful gift.

1.Steve Carell 2.Leslie David Baker* 3.Mindy Kaling* 4.Rainn Wilson 5.Oscar Nunez* 6.Paul Lieberstein 7.Brian Baumgartner 8.John Krasinski 9.Angela Kinsey* 10.Jenna Fischer 11.Kate Flannery* 12.B.J. Novak* 13.Ed Helms* 14. Phyllis Smith* 15.Creed Bratton*

*I got a second personalized autograph from these cast members when I met them at the convention.

In addition, many of the writers, other producers, supporting actors, and even the creators of the show were kind enough to sign my autograph scrapbook.


Left to right: Gene Stupnitsky, Justin Spitzer and Mindy Kaling / Bobby Ray Shafer / Kent Zbornak / Andy Buckley


Left to Right: Craig Robinson / Michael Schur / Greg Daniels, Lester Lewis

When I got home from the convention, I had another little surprise waiting for me in the mailbox.  Jenna Fischer answered my letter and returned an item I asked her to autograph.

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There’s even more after the jump . . .

The Office is a great show, but my first TV love was Star Trek: TNG and all its spin-offs.  When I was around fifteen, my step-dad took me to a Star Trek Convention (yeah, I’m one of those people).  After I was done geeking out at the costumes, props, and other Trek relics, we stood in line to meet Dr. Julian Bashir from Deep Space Nine.  The whole experience was spectacular, but what I remember most was bonding with my step-dad.  Star Trek was something we had in common and it helped us connect.  He didn’t have to take me this event, nor did he have to wait in line with me, but he did.  It meant a lot to me then and it still means a lot to me now.

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When I was a kid, I was a big fan of country music.  It was the early Nineties and that was the popular music of the era, which meant my teenager self went full throttle into the genre.  Country music got me through my adolescence and I will always be grateful to the artists and their songs for helping survive my hormones so I could make it into adulthood relatively unscathed.


Left to Right: Kenny Rogers, Marty Stuart, Bryan White, Collin Raye, David Lee Murphy

I do have to note I was only 12 when I got Kenny Rogers.  It was the first fan letter I ever wrote and it paid off big. The autograph bug bit me at a very young age and I’m still scratching the bite!  There are many more, but they are hiding somewhere in my closets. Off the top of my head, I know have items signed by McBride & The Ride, Joe Diffy, and Sawyer Brown.

Music continues to have a strong presence in my life.  I’ve written of Johnny Flynn before and I still think he is an amazing artist.  His music served as the soundtrack for my journey to London and he continues to inspire me as a writer.  Last year I got to see him in concert, where I had the pleasure of meeting him. Good thing I had a pen on me to get his autograph!

While in London, I stopped and listened to some buskers known as The Ryan O’Reilly Band.  They were so great I bought their album and was able to get one of the band members to sign the cover.  Every time I listen to that CD I’m instantly transported back to Notting Hill where the music echoes off the buildings.

Like my friend said, I’m an Autograph Ninja!  As long as there are inspiring people out there, I will be waiting with a pen in my hand and an item to sign.

If you’re an Autograph Ninja, I’d love hear your story.  What signatures do you have and why are they meaningful to you?

c.b. 2011


28 thoughts on “The Autograph Ninja

  1. I loved reading this! I’m not quite the ninja you are, but perhaps someday I will be. =) While you’re a Trek fan, I’m a huge Star Wars fan…so I go to conventions when some of the actors appear and have been lucky enough to meet and get autographs from many of them including Ray Park (Darth Maul), Jeremy Bulloch (the original Boba Fett), Peter Mayhew (Chewbacca), and Kenny Baker (R2-D2). I have one of the illustrated Star Wars dictionaries for kids and I have the actors sign the page that their character appears on…so kind of like a scrapbook!

    While not necessarily the same as autographs, I am a bit of a ninja when it comes to bands I love. I am most definitely not your normal crazy fan girl, but I do get excited and sing along and such. I must have just the right amount of enthusiasm going for me. I ended up connecting with my favorite band (Abney Park) so well that they took me and a friend out to dinner with them at 2 am and stayed out with us until about 5 before taking us back to the hotel. (We were staying at the same place.) The next year we saw them they still remembered us too. Kill Hannah is another favorite and the first time I saw them the lead singer pulled me on stage and danced with me…2 years later he still remembered me. I thought he was ust being nice, but he told me exactly how my hair was cut back then and what kind of clothes I had worn. It was pretty cool. =)

    Thanks for sharing your story!!!


    • Wow! I am loving your Star Wars sigs! 🙂 Chewbacca!!! (I’m a little jealous of that one!) My step-dad and I are also Star Wars fans, so you’re collection is beyond cool to us!

      It sounds like you are a very genuine and dedicated fan to the bands you love. I’m sure that’s what makes you so memorable to both Abney Park and Kill Hannah. They are lucky to have you!

      Thanks so much for sharing your experiences . . . I’m glad to know I’m not a lone ninja! 😀


  2. Leila

    The autographs that I have are Sherrilyn Kenyon (book, kindle & kindle cover) and Christine Feehan. I bow to your prowess as a ninja extraordinaire!


  3. Wow, you really ARE a Ninja! My most prized autograph is one from David Sedaris who wrote, “Your story touched my heart” on one of my books. I told him a bizarre family story while he was signing. I didn’t even notice that he’d written that until after I got home. Several people have asked me if they could borrow that book and I said no each time. It’s never leaving my house!


    • Oooo, Sedaris is quite a prize! I love how he really made it personal for you so its not just an autograph, its a connection. 🙂

      I wouldn’t lend it out either! I don’t think my Twilight books are never leaving the house again!


    • Lol! Once I figure out how its going to look . . . sure! As long as you don’t mind collecting signatures of non-famous people.

      That’s the trouble with creating a pen name – I haven’t had years of practice signing it! Hmmm . . . you may have given me an idea for a post! 🙂


  4. “Gathering autographs is all about connecting to people who have inspired me or have had a positive influence in my life. They are all attached to memories, beautiful moments, and sometimes life-altering experiences.” That is exactly what I was trying to convey when I received my most recent autograph. That even though it may be just ink on paper and so effortless to do, that it actually means so much more.

    Thanks for putting Collin Raye up !

    If you’re the master ninja then…… can you get me Millard Fillmore’s autograph please.


    • I’m sorry to say my ninja talents only extend to those who are still alive. 😉 Hmmm . . . maybe keep your eyes on a few auctions. Sometimes presidential sigs show up.

      Of course, I put up Collin Raye! I remember that day like it was yesterday!


      • I’m so afraid to bid on any Fillmore auctions because I’m afraid they aren’t genuine. Aren you ever afraid that the autographs you get in the mail are autopen?

        It’s awsome to get them in person, but the ones I treasure the most, like take them to work and put them on my desk, are ones through the mail or from friends.


      • Sure, that fear is there. But, most of my autographs were done in person so I know they are genuine. Plus, if you choose the item they sign its easy to tell if a permanent marker was used because it bleeds through. 🙂

        As for auctions, all you have to do is check the credentials and research the item. If they don’t have the paperwork, don’t touch it.


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